Thrown Off the Mountain Twice
The first time, Hera cast the infant into the sea for his ugliness; the second, for taking his mother’s side, Zeus seized him by the ankle and hurled him from Olympus — a full day’s fall that broke his leg. Twice cast off by his own kin, he became the most skillful and the most forgiving god of all.
The Golden Throne’s Revenge
He sent Hera a magnificent golden throne; the moment she sat, invisible chains locked her fast, and no one could free her. When the other gods’ pleading failed, Dionysus got him drunk and carried him back to Olympus. His terms for a truce: the hand of Aphrodite.
The Shield of Achilles
After Hector stripped Achilles’ armor, the sea goddess Thetis begged him through the night to forge it anew. In a single night he made a shield engraved with the whole world: stars, weddings, wars, harvests, and the great river encircling it all — the Iliad spends over a hundred lines describing this shield.